AMASH ENDORSEMENT-Lessons from the dog park

Brian Ellis and Congressman Justin Amash are opposing one another in an August primary for the Mi. 3rd district congressional seat.

I was at the dog park this morning watching two male dogs trying to fuck one another.I couldn't help thinking of Brian Ellis and Justin Amash. Chiefly because it was apparent that neither one was really that interested in screwing the other and both ultimately had better things to do.Rusty, a lumbering golden retriever, [Ellis] wanted a treat, Splunky, a small chocolate Lab, [Amash] wanted  to get out of the park and be free.Both were acquiescing to a prescribed, narrow set of dog behaviors deemed acceptable for dogs of their respective breeds and ages.The half -mast, half- hearted attempts at domination only seemed to bore the other dogs,especially the bitches.I was about to nod off when a black and white Australian Shepard just outside the park fence caught my eye.Medium stature, handsome , alert, agile and friendly.He was trotting back and forth outside the gate and the dogs inside  seemed, for a moment, to fix their attention solely on him. A moment for a dog  is a substantial block of  focused attention. More than ample time to say...make up your mind who not to vote for.

Brian Ellis:
Resides in the quaint provincial suburb of East Grand Rapids.Famous for the wealth of it's citizens, the renowned purity of the drugs at their storied high school, and for providing the inspiration for the American Pie movie franchise.Everybody graduates, everybody goes to U of M or M.S.U.The less ambitious  wait tables or tend bar in one of the restaurants financed by well healed E G. R. holding companies.If you live there vote for him. If This sounds like your life where you live,vote for him.
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Business major-former food business owner - East Grand Rapids school board President-current broker-money management guy with ties to wall street.Supported by everyone with money in West Michigan except the Devos clan.

He hates baby killers more than Justin Amash does.

He loves Jesus more than Justin Amash does.Actually that should be  a foregone conclusion because of his baby -killer position  but it is still mentioned often and with reasonably well executed diction.

I am using this space to endorse his opponent Justin Amash in the August primary.

I give Amash an outhouse rating of  3  well serviced Porta Lets fully stocked with hand sanitizer and tissue.This is out of a potential 5 Porta Potties.

*Fully stocked denotes that while the candidate is certainly "full of it" [In the parlance of our times] he or she is not necessarily "dirty".

I have written about Amash in two other posts."Justifucator", and "Too Many Trips.. through the tea kettle".

I would update the Amash info but it is my day off and I promised
to marinate chicken and pull some more weeds-Priorities.