CHEF GUT BUSTER- FREEDOM CAKE

Okay, okay, okay, okay! Which amendment protects me from psychotic cro-magnons who want to carry loaded AR 15s into grocery stores and restaurants.The founders, or maybe even Jesus must have thought of this scenario. They  must have willed or hocus pocused something into a tome that provides law biding citizens the right not to have the shit scared out of their kids before they are disemboweled by machine gun fire.

How about a recipe;

FREEDOM CAKE

  Ingredients:
1 high caliber rapid fire automatic long gun-three spares
30,000 rounds of ammunition -preferably armor piercing [ thick bone mass around the eyebrows is a common feature of low I.Q. conservative gun thugs]
10 gallons  blinding , all encompassing, sense of self righteousness
500 gallons white paint[optional]
10,000 maniacs{not the band]

Method:
-Using your rifle in a sweeping motion, kill as many Tea Party N.R.A.gun toters as you can before they can shoot back .Don't worry so much about accuracy with your first pass, there 's plenty of time for a head shot later.
-then build a wall alternating layers of dead N R. A members, guns, more dead republicans, guns etc.Using the gore as you would cake icing to tidy up.Building a wall out of dead idiots can be a very asymmetrical exercise.
-Paint your wall white-spraying is your best bet but demographics being what they are you may want to skip it altogether.
-Using your machine gun as a pen [mightier than the sword, right] write a personalized message.
might I suggest :"this felt like a good start".
-Allow to bake in the hot sun
-Repeat this process until you begin to feel safe, reload, and repeat until you feel really safe.

That's some down home cookin' right there boy!

THAT is how you solve a complex problem with a firearm.

So begins the process of embracing what we fear and despise.Fear begets hatred. Hatred begets violence.
People who are continually made to feel fear will resort to violence.If that is where we are headed we will all have reason to fear our own government.They alone possess the fire power to put down a violent civil war.If the left and the right become violently entangled ,we will all be victims of a police state.The rhetoric really has no where else to go.What is the next logical step ?.


  

HOW MUCH WOOL?

I participated in a control group recently.In an effort to discover how much wool we would need  to have pulled over our eyes to be blind to the motives of republicans calling for investigations ad nauseam; we have agreed to spend the better part of the remaining year with our heads inside of a sheeps' ass.Uncomfortable yes, but at least we are spared the spiral whine of the new slave owner class as they hosanna themselves into an impeachment crescendo.Hey, it smells like a lynch mob in here!

Is this the way every Democratic presidency is headed in its' second term? That is the price we pay for the attempt {however feeble] at the practice of democracy.Credit can not be given, and the outrageous effrontery of a nod to populist sentiment will not stand.

A clear headed examination of the current administrations' policies reveals a cautious, conservative bent.There have been no real gains in major issues that we have traditionally prescribed to the left.Illegal wars maintained,civil rights dismantled, environmental battles lost or not even undertaken.It feels like Obama was waiting for an opening that never came .THAT, is maintenance of the status quot.He should have fucked all his interns, made Shaquille Oneil secretary of defense,  and put a statue of Jimi Hendricks next to a Strom Thurmon  jockey on the white house lawn.Alas,even in America,  some dreams weren't meant to come true.

I want to congratulate the president for practicing remarkable sexual restraint.We can look forward to a less tawdry tone to this impeachment trial.There will be a solemn parade of officious pricks talking about over-reach and informed consent this time .The attempts to disguise the racist, elitist motives behind this shit would be laughable if they weren't such an effective distraction.

There will be an impeachment trial.We are just a couple Tea Party douche bags short  of the  full house needed to play that hand.That could change soon.You can kiss the last two years of this administration goodbye.