Come to find out ,courtesy of Life News [anti- choice rantarama] our beloved actor was murdered by his own aborted tissue sample from a 1970 something pregnancy- Time machine? Naaaaaw. It takes that many years for a legless blob of flesh to crawl from L.A. to his Northern California home to exact revenge on its' dead beat daddy.
That's right . When I want the Jack Webb version of the story { "just the facts, ma'am"] I go straight to Life News, the World News for people who have just finished showering off the gore from the last murder, of the last womens' health clinic nurse. Apparently this "Pro Life" business is trickier, and a tad more selective than It sometimes appears.Not that murdering doctors and nurses is anyone's fault. When you crack an egg and a fertilized yolk shaped like Christ Almighty tells you to kill somebody, what choice do you have? Hell, it's not just a direct order: it's a poignant symbol of the battle before you. You crazy motherfucker you!
Anywhooo ,this article claimed that the alleged abortion contributed to Williams state of mind at the time of his suicide.I guess somebody had to accept the Rush Limbaugh "super fuckhead challenge" and ladies and gentleman we have a winner.I have to hand it to the Christ Cartel. Claiming this personal tragedy for their cause celeb is quite the taffy pull.You can pick up a copy at the next anti- baby killer bake sale.
Life News "If It's News, It's About Us." or , as Warren Zevon put it, "life'll kill ya. and then you'll be dead" . Raise a glass to the pro-life crowd who, like sperm to an egg, have hit the creamy bullseye of the tird- covered target that is the Robin Williams coverage. May you all end up in a stained, fetid toilet in a back alley someday.
Molepost Columnist Buster Falkowski
Wednesday, August 20, 2014
Sunday, August 10, 2014
AMASH RIDES FALKOWSKI ENDORSEMENT TO... VICTORY?
The Justifucator was every bit as dignified in victory as we would like to see him in defeat. Defiant, red-faced, indignant, unapologetic, excoriating his detractors for their baseless feints at character assassination.... Jesus, will someone yank this bitches choke chain and tell him he WON!
Amash is popular with Libertarians and some young conservatives because of his "outsider "status.At first blush he may appear to be something of a political ingenue, but he actually marched into politics following the Kennedy model .His father Atallah Amash is a Palestinian immigrant who fled his country amidst post WW2 turmoil.He is an impressive example of what can be accomplished in this country with determination,business sense,and belief in the possibility of success that has always been the allure of the American Dream.He has amassed a considerable fortune importing tools for sale to hardware stores and automotive chains.He has also managed to keep a very low public profile.He is well connected enough to know that his middle eastern ancestry, and his wealth could spoil the bone fides of his son from the point of view of his Tea Party base.
This should be instructive to anyone who thought the Republicans in west michigan were serious when it comes to eating their own.If he had been a Democrat how long would his middle eastern ancestry and his access to ready cash from his father been left alone.As for his perception as "beholdin' to nobody" ,the campaign contribution tally shows the Koch bros. and Club For Growth as his #1. His fathers' company West Mi. Tools at #2, Amway Alticor\Windquest #3, Abraham and Sons-convenience foods distributor #4. and Citizens United -Tea Party Pac #5.A careful examination of his voting record, past and present, should demonstrate who benefits.His voting record is posted on Facebook .This will make it more transparent if people take a little time to find out who his strongest supporters are.
Ellis ,meanwhile, picked up the tab for the majority of his campaign. Ouch!
That is cold comfort to people who dream about balanced representation in a West Michigan world that is driven by an economic class that can afford to feed, cloth, and educate their children in high style whether the government shuts down or not.
Your choice -the Democrats choice for W. M.is between the rich guy who says he wants to outlaw all abortions, but really doesn't give a shit, and the guy who refused to vote on the issue when the roll was called.The latter will be your next congressman.He is currently better at lying to working people than the democrats so he's your guy.Until you see thousands of people rallying in Fuller park for a working class challenger this is what you get.HOW'S THAT TASTE?
CONGRATULATIONS TO JUSTIN AMASH-SON OF WEALTHY IMPORT BUSINESS MAGNATE ATALLAH AMASH 3RD DISTRICT WINNER.
Amash is popular with Libertarians and some young conservatives because of his "outsider "status.At first blush he may appear to be something of a political ingenue, but he actually marched into politics following the Kennedy model .His father Atallah Amash is a Palestinian immigrant who fled his country amidst post WW2 turmoil.He is an impressive example of what can be accomplished in this country with determination,business sense,and belief in the possibility of success that has always been the allure of the American Dream.He has amassed a considerable fortune importing tools for sale to hardware stores and automotive chains.He has also managed to keep a very low public profile.He is well connected enough to know that his middle eastern ancestry, and his wealth could spoil the bone fides of his son from the point of view of his Tea Party base.
This should be instructive to anyone who thought the Republicans in west michigan were serious when it comes to eating their own.If he had been a Democrat how long would his middle eastern ancestry and his access to ready cash from his father been left alone.As for his perception as "beholdin' to nobody" ,the campaign contribution tally shows the Koch bros. and Club For Growth as his #1. His fathers' company West Mi. Tools at #2, Amway Alticor\Windquest #3, Abraham and Sons-convenience foods distributor #4. and Citizens United -Tea Party Pac #5.A careful examination of his voting record, past and present, should demonstrate who benefits.His voting record is posted on Facebook .This will make it more transparent if people take a little time to find out who his strongest supporters are.
Ellis ,meanwhile, picked up the tab for the majority of his campaign. Ouch!
That is cold comfort to people who dream about balanced representation in a West Michigan world that is driven by an economic class that can afford to feed, cloth, and educate their children in high style whether the government shuts down or not.
Your choice -the Democrats choice for W. M.is between the rich guy who says he wants to outlaw all abortions, but really doesn't give a shit, and the guy who refused to vote on the issue when the roll was called.The latter will be your next congressman.He is currently better at lying to working people than the democrats so he's your guy.Until you see thousands of people rallying in Fuller park for a working class challenger this is what you get.HOW'S THAT TASTE?
CONGRATULATIONS TO JUSTIN AMASH-SON OF WEALTHY IMPORT BUSINESS MAGNATE ATALLAH AMASH 3RD DISTRICT WINNER.
Sunday, July 27, 2014
MICHIGAN STREET MARK-BI-POLAR PARASITE EXTORTIONIST
Michigan street Mark is part of a highly organized , growing group of pathological poor people hell bent on intimidating rich people into giving up their hard won spare change.The fear that people feel when they drive their BMW out of the gated community is being exponentially exacerbated by the number of these unsavory tricksters blocking the view of department stores and Speedy marts on busy streets all over Grand Rapids.
Mark is also a liar.His cardboard sign reads "homeless, anything will help".When I bribed him with the seventy two cents I had worked my ass off for he gave up some crucial information.He, in fact, was currently vacationing in the posh, non-profit condo code named "Exodus". Exodus from a fuckin' job.Room 18. More like an 18 room bachelor pad, you-bet-your-hard-workin'- ass!
Mark is a diagnosed schizophrenic but he readily admits to the fact that he considers that diagnoses to be a figment of his imagination.Does that sound crazy to you? Crazy like another welfare wizard genius livin' off the system.When I asked if he thought he was sick he gave me that phony inward stare that only endless hours of rehearsal can perfect, and said,"sure I hear voices sometimes. but it's not a big deal. I think everybody does". No argument hear, I hear a voice right now tellin' me to buggy-whip your freeloadin' ass down to the nearest restaurant to wash pots for .86 cents an hour cash money.
Mark says his thoughts are so poorly organized that he has trouble completing even the simplest tasks.He started working at nine years old digging on crews that installed swimming pools for his father. He is now 49 years old. He has spent most of his life in the contracting business, but, given his mental state can no longer hold a job
.He said he has a small house in the upper peninsula on a bit of land, He asks me if I have a car ,and could I give him a ride up there. Then, he affects that inward stare again and says, " I think I have a house, I'm pretty sure, anyway I could pay for gas when we get there." I told him I had to work. That'll teach him.
I read a quote in an article claiming that people would not come to our town for Art Prize if we didn't deal with this plague of pan handlers pronto.Anyone with the sensibility to distinguish a sculpture from a hamster wheel should be capable of seeing this a a benign symptom of a social condition,
Mark does receive some food and treatment from a non-profit.He readily admits that he begs for money for cigarettes, occasionally a beer, and the luxury of a Subway sandwich. A good 10 hour stint can bring him twenty plus dollars.
I can honestly say that I am dissapointed in Mark.I, at one point imagined he might be a clandestine, Tea Party operative plotting to destroy entitlements programs from within, or a cagey entrepreneur taking handouts from dumbass, hippie, bleeding hearts and ultimately using that money to develop homeless shelters into more luxury condos downtown ,but that was just those voices in my head Mark mentioned. He's just somebody down on his luck, and suffering from the type of crazy that makes nobody money.
Someday ,maybe soon, I'll be on the opposite corner with a sign that reads "can't cook, can't write,need a ride to my imaginary house in Yucatan".
Mark is also a liar.His cardboard sign reads "homeless, anything will help".When I bribed him with the seventy two cents I had worked my ass off for he gave up some crucial information.He, in fact, was currently vacationing in the posh, non-profit condo code named "Exodus". Exodus from a fuckin' job.Room 18. More like an 18 room bachelor pad, you-bet-your-hard-workin'- ass!
Mark is a diagnosed schizophrenic but he readily admits to the fact that he considers that diagnoses to be a figment of his imagination.Does that sound crazy to you? Crazy like another welfare wizard genius livin' off the system.When I asked if he thought he was sick he gave me that phony inward stare that only endless hours of rehearsal can perfect, and said,"sure I hear voices sometimes. but it's not a big deal. I think everybody does". No argument hear, I hear a voice right now tellin' me to buggy-whip your freeloadin' ass down to the nearest restaurant to wash pots for .86 cents an hour cash money.
Mark says his thoughts are so poorly organized that he has trouble completing even the simplest tasks.He started working at nine years old digging on crews that installed swimming pools for his father. He is now 49 years old. He has spent most of his life in the contracting business, but, given his mental state can no longer hold a job
.He said he has a small house in the upper peninsula on a bit of land, He asks me if I have a car ,and could I give him a ride up there. Then, he affects that inward stare again and says, " I think I have a house, I'm pretty sure, anyway I could pay for gas when we get there." I told him I had to work. That'll teach him.
I read a quote in an article claiming that people would not come to our town for Art Prize if we didn't deal with this plague of pan handlers pronto.Anyone with the sensibility to distinguish a sculpture from a hamster wheel should be capable of seeing this a a benign symptom of a social condition,
Mark does receive some food and treatment from a non-profit.He readily admits that he begs for money for cigarettes, occasionally a beer, and the luxury of a Subway sandwich. A good 10 hour stint can bring him twenty plus dollars.
I can honestly say that I am dissapointed in Mark.I, at one point imagined he might be a clandestine, Tea Party operative plotting to destroy entitlements programs from within, or a cagey entrepreneur taking handouts from dumbass, hippie, bleeding hearts and ultimately using that money to develop homeless shelters into more luxury condos downtown ,but that was just those voices in my head Mark mentioned. He's just somebody down on his luck, and suffering from the type of crazy that makes nobody money.
Someday ,maybe soon, I'll be on the opposite corner with a sign that reads "can't cook, can't write,need a ride to my imaginary house in Yucatan".
Wednesday, July 9, 2014
AMASH ENDORSEMENT-Lessons from the dog park
Brian Ellis and Congressman Justin Amash are opposing one another in an August primary for the Mi. 3rd district congressional seat.
I was at the dog park this morning watching two male dogs trying to fuck one another.I couldn't help thinking of Brian Ellis and Justin Amash. Chiefly because it was apparent that neither one was really that interested in screwing the other and both ultimately had better things to do.Rusty, a lumbering golden retriever, [Ellis] wanted a treat, Splunky, a small chocolate Lab, [Amash] wanted to get out of the park and be free.Both were acquiescing to a prescribed, narrow set of dog behaviors deemed acceptable for dogs of their respective breeds and ages.The half -mast, half- hearted attempts at domination only seemed to bore the other dogs,especially the bitches.I was about to nod off when a black and white Australian Shepard just outside the park fence caught my eye.Medium stature, handsome , alert, agile and friendly.He was trotting back and forth outside the gate and the dogs inside seemed, for a moment, to fix their attention solely on him. A moment for a dog is a substantial block of focused attention. More than ample time to say...make up your mind who not to vote for.
Brian Ellis:
Resides in the quaint provincial suburb of East Grand Rapids.Famous for the wealth of it's citizens, the renowned purity of the drugs at their storied high school, and for providing the inspiration for the American Pie movie franchise.Everybody graduates, everybody goes to U of M or M.S.U.The less ambitious wait tables or tend bar in one of the restaurants financed by well healed E G. R. holding companies.If you live there vote for him. If This sounds like your life where you live,vote for him.
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Business major-former food business owner - East Grand Rapids school board President-current broker-money management guy with ties to wall street.Supported by everyone with money in West Michigan except the Devos clan.
He hates baby killers more than Justin Amash does.
He loves Jesus more than Justin Amash does.Actually that should be a foregone conclusion because of his baby -killer position but it is still mentioned often and with reasonably well executed diction.
I am using this space to endorse his opponent Justin Amash in the August primary.
I give Amash an outhouse rating of 3 well serviced Porta Lets fully stocked with hand sanitizer and tissue.This is out of a potential 5 Porta Potties.
*Fully stocked denotes that while the candidate is certainly "full of it" [In the parlance of our times] he or she is not necessarily "dirty".
I have written about Amash in two other posts."Justifucator", and "Too Many Trips.. through the tea kettle".
I would update the Amash info but it is my day off and I promised
to marinate chicken and pull some more weeds-Priorities.
I was at the dog park this morning watching two male dogs trying to fuck one another.I couldn't help thinking of Brian Ellis and Justin Amash. Chiefly because it was apparent that neither one was really that interested in screwing the other and both ultimately had better things to do.Rusty, a lumbering golden retriever, [Ellis] wanted a treat, Splunky, a small chocolate Lab, [Amash] wanted to get out of the park and be free.Both were acquiescing to a prescribed, narrow set of dog behaviors deemed acceptable for dogs of their respective breeds and ages.The half -mast, half- hearted attempts at domination only seemed to bore the other dogs,especially the bitches.I was about to nod off when a black and white Australian Shepard just outside the park fence caught my eye.Medium stature, handsome , alert, agile and friendly.He was trotting back and forth outside the gate and the dogs inside seemed, for a moment, to fix their attention solely on him. A moment for a dog is a substantial block of focused attention. More than ample time to say...make up your mind who not to vote for.
Brian Ellis:
Resides in the quaint provincial suburb of East Grand Rapids.Famous for the wealth of it's citizens, the renowned purity of the drugs at their storied high school, and for providing the inspiration for the American Pie movie franchise.Everybody graduates, everybody goes to U of M or M.S.U.The less ambitious wait tables or tend bar in one of the restaurants financed by well healed E G. R. holding companies.If you live there vote for him. If This sounds like your life where you live,vote for him.
.
Business major-former food business owner - East Grand Rapids school board President-current broker-money management guy with ties to wall street.Supported by everyone with money in West Michigan except the Devos clan.
He hates baby killers more than Justin Amash does.
He loves Jesus more than Justin Amash does.Actually that should be a foregone conclusion because of his baby -killer position but it is still mentioned often and with reasonably well executed diction.
I am using this space to endorse his opponent Justin Amash in the August primary.
I give Amash an outhouse rating of 3 well serviced Porta Lets fully stocked with hand sanitizer and tissue.This is out of a potential 5 Porta Potties.
*Fully stocked denotes that while the candidate is certainly "full of it" [In the parlance of our times] he or she is not necessarily "dirty".
I have written about Amash in two other posts."Justifucator", and "Too Many Trips.. through the tea kettle".
I would update the Amash info but it is my day off and I promised
to marinate chicken and pull some more weeds-Priorities.
Monday, July 7, 2014
AMERICA-LOVE IT, OR MOVE TO TEXAS
The supreme court just ruled that Hobby Lobby gets to keep their female employees barefoot and pregnant because Jesus says so.They are ,of course , pregnant because their husbands are perpetually enraptured by the "Boner Magic" they have been taking.That glorious med is covered by the Hobby Lobby "More White Babies For America " rider in the company insurance plan.Female contraception is not.I don't know what that has to do with Texass but I'm sure if I hadn't sworn off any serious attempts at research in a prior post, I could find something. It just feels like something Texans would do.
Texas should be banned from exporting anything but music.Buddy Holly, Lyle Lovette,Willie Nelson, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Townes Van Zandt : it's like a cactus covered, cowboy oxymoron.
They also have an unfortunate habit of exporting short-sighted, ruggedly handsome , dim , dry-drunk politicians who, once they stagger out of the Mesquite, tend to wreak havoc on the civilized world.They should stay drunk, stay home, and listen to more homegrown music.They'd be funnier, happier and more productive members of the human race.
I got my free welfare abortion to celebrate the election of the first African American entitlement lover in the history of this blessed country. I have to say , it was very unpleasant. Granted, I'm a guy, but who's gonna turn down some free-ass welfare insurance.Like I said ,very unpleasant, but alas, most woman in Texas will never know the sheer exuberance of hearing that ch- ch- ching of the welfare abortion cash register ringing. They can't afford the two hundred mile trip to get to a clinic.They have been screwed by the dude ranch they call a state legislature.By dudes I mean the males in the congress and state senate that have taken everything but the right to vote [or carry a gun] from the women of Texas.
The perception of the progressive male is somewhere between Liberace and Paul Giamatti.We need a Texas- style re-brandin iron.We need to fight for our women; fist fight, gun fight, machete fight, kick in the balls dirty fight , and yes, brain fight.We need to out Clint Eastwood these Clint Eastwood -talkin -to- an- empty- chair guys.The men of the Democratic party need a shot of testosterone to the brain first, and then the balls.We have left it to the woman of the party to take the sharpest rhetorical tones in the current political climate.By we I mean every one but me.The forty five people who occasionally read these posts will verify that claim.
Texas- I like to imagine J.R. Ewing turned Progressive Democrat, unchained, buyin off fat supreme court judges while screwing their wives: using his wealth and power to wreak havoc on the real evil doers of this world. THE PEOPLE I KNOW TO BE WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING..
Texas should be banned from exporting anything but music.Buddy Holly, Lyle Lovette,Willie Nelson, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Townes Van Zandt : it's like a cactus covered, cowboy oxymoron.
They also have an unfortunate habit of exporting short-sighted, ruggedly handsome , dim , dry-drunk politicians who, once they stagger out of the Mesquite, tend to wreak havoc on the civilized world.They should stay drunk, stay home, and listen to more homegrown music.They'd be funnier, happier and more productive members of the human race.
I got my free welfare abortion to celebrate the election of the first African American entitlement lover in the history of this blessed country. I have to say , it was very unpleasant. Granted, I'm a guy, but who's gonna turn down some free-ass welfare insurance.Like I said ,very unpleasant, but alas, most woman in Texas will never know the sheer exuberance of hearing that ch- ch- ching of the welfare abortion cash register ringing. They can't afford the two hundred mile trip to get to a clinic.They have been screwed by the dude ranch they call a state legislature.By dudes I mean the males in the congress and state senate that have taken everything but the right to vote [or carry a gun] from the women of Texas.
The perception of the progressive male is somewhere between Liberace and Paul Giamatti.We need a Texas- style re-brandin iron.We need to fight for our women; fist fight, gun fight, machete fight, kick in the balls dirty fight , and yes, brain fight.We need to out Clint Eastwood these Clint Eastwood -talkin -to- an- empty- chair guys.The men of the Democratic party need a shot of testosterone to the brain first, and then the balls.We have left it to the woman of the party to take the sharpest rhetorical tones in the current political climate.By we I mean every one but me.The forty five people who occasionally read these posts will verify that claim.
Texas- I like to imagine J.R. Ewing turned Progressive Democrat, unchained, buyin off fat supreme court judges while screwing their wives: using his wealth and power to wreak havoc on the real evil doers of this world. THE PEOPLE I KNOW TO BE WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING..
Saturday, June 7, 2014
CHEF GUT BUSTER- FREEDOM CAKE
Okay, okay, okay, okay! Which amendment protects me from psychotic cro-magnons who want to carry loaded AR 15s into grocery stores and restaurants.The founders, or maybe even Jesus must have thought of this scenario. They must have willed or hocus pocused something into a tome that provides law biding citizens the right not to have the shit scared out of their kids before they are disemboweled by machine gun fire.
How about a recipe;
FREEDOM CAKE
Ingredients:
1 high caliber rapid fire automatic long gun-three spares
30,000 rounds of ammunition -preferably armor piercing [ thick bone mass around the eyebrows is a common feature of low I.Q. conservative gun thugs]
10 gallons blinding , all encompassing, sense of self righteousness
500 gallons white paint[optional]
10,000 maniacs{not the band]
Method:
-Using your rifle in a sweeping motion, kill as many Tea Party N.R.A.gun toters as you can before they can shoot back .Don't worry so much about accuracy with your first pass, there 's plenty of time for a head shot later.
-then build a wall alternating layers of dead N R. A members, guns, more dead republicans, guns etc.Using the gore as you would cake icing to tidy up.Building a wall out of dead idiots can be a very asymmetrical exercise.
-Paint your wall white-spraying is your best bet but demographics being what they are you may want to skip it altogether.
-Using your machine gun as a pen [mightier than the sword, right] write a personalized message.
might I suggest :"this felt like a good start".
-Allow to bake in the hot sun
-Repeat this process until you begin to feel safe, reload, and repeat until you feel really safe.
That's some down home cookin' right there boy!
THAT is how you solve a complex problem with a firearm.
So begins the process of embracing what we fear and despise.Fear begets hatred. Hatred begets violence.
People who are continually made to feel fear will resort to violence.If that is where we are headed we will all have reason to fear our own government.They alone possess the fire power to put down a violent civil war.If the left and the right become violently entangled ,we will all be victims of a police state.The rhetoric really has no where else to go.What is the next logical step ?.
How about a recipe;
FREEDOM CAKE
Ingredients:
1 high caliber rapid fire automatic long gun-three spares
30,000 rounds of ammunition -preferably armor piercing [ thick bone mass around the eyebrows is a common feature of low I.Q. conservative gun thugs]
10 gallons blinding , all encompassing, sense of self righteousness
500 gallons white paint[optional]
10,000 maniacs{not the band]
Method:
-Using your rifle in a sweeping motion, kill as many Tea Party N.R.A.gun toters as you can before they can shoot back .Don't worry so much about accuracy with your first pass, there 's plenty of time for a head shot later.
-then build a wall alternating layers of dead N R. A members, guns, more dead republicans, guns etc.Using the gore as you would cake icing to tidy up.Building a wall out of dead idiots can be a very asymmetrical exercise.
-Paint your wall white-spraying is your best bet but demographics being what they are you may want to skip it altogether.
-Using your machine gun as a pen [mightier than the sword, right] write a personalized message.
might I suggest :"this felt like a good start".
-Allow to bake in the hot sun
-Repeat this process until you begin to feel safe, reload, and repeat until you feel really safe.
That's some down home cookin' right there boy!
THAT is how you solve a complex problem with a firearm.
So begins the process of embracing what we fear and despise.Fear begets hatred. Hatred begets violence.
People who are continually made to feel fear will resort to violence.If that is where we are headed we will all have reason to fear our own government.They alone possess the fire power to put down a violent civil war.If the left and the right become violently entangled ,we will all be victims of a police state.The rhetoric really has no where else to go.What is the next logical step ?.
Thursday, June 5, 2014
HOW MUCH WOOL?
I participated in a control group recently.In an effort to discover how much wool we would need to have pulled over our eyes to be blind to the motives of republicans calling for investigations ad nauseam; we have agreed to spend the better part of the remaining year with our heads inside of a sheeps' ass.Uncomfortable yes, but at least we are spared the spiral whine of the new slave owner class as they hosanna themselves into an impeachment crescendo.Hey, it smells like a lynch mob in here!
Is this the way every Democratic presidency is headed in its' second term? That is the price we pay for the attempt {however feeble] at the practice of democracy.Credit can not be given, and the outrageous effrontery of a nod to populist sentiment will not stand.
A clear headed examination of the current administrations' policies reveals a cautious, conservative bent.There have been no real gains in major issues that we have traditionally prescribed to the left.Illegal wars maintained,civil rights dismantled, environmental battles lost or not even undertaken.It feels like Obama was waiting for an opening that never came .THAT, is maintenance of the status quot.He should have fucked all his interns, made Shaquille Oneil secretary of defense, and put a statue of Jimi Hendricks next to a Strom Thurmon jockey on the white house lawn.Alas,even in America, some dreams weren't meant to come true.
I want to congratulate the president for practicing remarkable sexual restraint.We can look forward to a less tawdry tone to this impeachment trial.There will be a solemn parade of officious pricks talking about over-reach and informed consent this time .The attempts to disguise the racist, elitist motives behind this shit would be laughable if they weren't such an effective distraction.
There will be an impeachment trial.We are just a couple Tea Party douche bags short of the full house needed to play that hand.That could change soon.You can kiss the last two years of this administration goodbye.
Is this the way every Democratic presidency is headed in its' second term? That is the price we pay for the attempt {however feeble] at the practice of democracy.Credit can not be given, and the outrageous effrontery of a nod to populist sentiment will not stand.
A clear headed examination of the current administrations' policies reveals a cautious, conservative bent.There have been no real gains in major issues that we have traditionally prescribed to the left.Illegal wars maintained,civil rights dismantled, environmental battles lost or not even undertaken.It feels like Obama was waiting for an opening that never came .THAT, is maintenance of the status quot.He should have fucked all his interns, made Shaquille Oneil secretary of defense, and put a statue of Jimi Hendricks next to a Strom Thurmon jockey on the white house lawn.Alas,even in America, some dreams weren't meant to come true.
I want to congratulate the president for practicing remarkable sexual restraint.We can look forward to a less tawdry tone to this impeachment trial.There will be a solemn parade of officious pricks talking about over-reach and informed consent this time .The attempts to disguise the racist, elitist motives behind this shit would be laughable if they weren't such an effective distraction.
There will be an impeachment trial.We are just a couple Tea Party douche bags short of the full house needed to play that hand.That could change soon.You can kiss the last two years of this administration goodbye.
Sunday, May 25, 2014
SANTA BARBARA-WAYNE LAPIERRE IS WATCHING,AND JERKING OFF
In the perennial Christmas favorite "It's a Wonderful Life " every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings. In 21st century America every time another innocent child falls victim to gun violence N.R.A. chin-doctor in chief, Wayne Lapierre gets a bag full of blood money. He made over a million dollars in salary and other compensation for keeping most of us scared shitless while spearheading lobbying efforts that guarantee the deaths of more innocent people. It doesn't matter if he believes the ass backwards talking points he vomits. Results matter. Legislators are frightened of him. Clergy are frightened of him. Less radical members of the N.R.A. are frightened of him.
The fantasy of an armed takeover by "the Government "is just that. The government is being re-shaped into a fascist oligarchy by the same groups that pump millions into the N. R.A. If you are in possession of an I.Q. over 100 [not a firearm] that idea should cause you great concern. The Branch Davidians were well armed and it did not prevent the violent over reach of federal agents. Your A. R. 15 WILL NOT HELP YOU IF THE U.S. MILITARY WANTS TO KILL YOU. The fear that those of us who choose not to play with guns feel is very real. It is backed up with strong statistical evidence and it is happening now. There is no "rapture" snatching innocents from the imminent onset of a brutal death. If the God the christian soldiers of the N.R.A. worship exists, he must be taking a millennial hiatus. If vengeance belongs to the firebrand God of the old T, then Wayne would've been sawed in half by a .50 caliber Browning mid-canard by now.
Some of us are frightened of the people arming themselves and some of us are too frightened not to buy arms. We should, instead, focus on the wealthy individuals, and P.A.C.s stoking the fear and ask what they have to gain by doing so. Keeping the populace divided and in fear of each other has always been a win-win for power brokers.When this fear persists there is no strength in numbers.Whether we are packing or not, numbers are the only answer we have to the increasing concentration of wealth and power at the top.
Wayne Lapierre sells guns and he is good at his job. 300 million guns and counting in the U.S. alone. Like any great C.E.O. his is dogged and single minded, an object in forward motion determined to stay in motion. He is undeterred by facts, statistics and especially moral outrage. He is winning; an unstoppable lobbying and media machine. Why is his voice a roar and the voices of mothers, fathers and the friends of victims a feckless whisper? It is a clear sign of where the power lies and that is more frightening than any statistic.
His stride has to be broken in order to produce change. Every appearance he makes, disrupted. Every time he opens his mouth he should be interrupted. He needs to know that He is now the target.
In Waynes' world an attack on innocents followed by a push for gun legislation translates into increased sales.{N.R.A. Prayer Breakfast Molepost ] We need to follow the money and shed light on where it lands.
The fantasy of an armed takeover by "the Government "is just that. The government is being re-shaped into a fascist oligarchy by the same groups that pump millions into the N. R.A. If you are in possession of an I.Q. over 100 [not a firearm] that idea should cause you great concern. The Branch Davidians were well armed and it did not prevent the violent over reach of federal agents. Your A. R. 15 WILL NOT HELP YOU IF THE U.S. MILITARY WANTS TO KILL YOU. The fear that those of us who choose not to play with guns feel is very real. It is backed up with strong statistical evidence and it is happening now. There is no "rapture" snatching innocents from the imminent onset of a brutal death. If the God the christian soldiers of the N.R.A. worship exists, he must be taking a millennial hiatus. If vengeance belongs to the firebrand God of the old T, then Wayne would've been sawed in half by a .50 caliber Browning mid-canard by now.
Some of us are frightened of the people arming themselves and some of us are too frightened not to buy arms. We should, instead, focus on the wealthy individuals, and P.A.C.s stoking the fear and ask what they have to gain by doing so. Keeping the populace divided and in fear of each other has always been a win-win for power brokers.When this fear persists there is no strength in numbers.Whether we are packing or not, numbers are the only answer we have to the increasing concentration of wealth and power at the top.
Wayne Lapierre sells guns and he is good at his job. 300 million guns and counting in the U.S. alone. Like any great C.E.O. his is dogged and single minded, an object in forward motion determined to stay in motion. He is undeterred by facts, statistics and especially moral outrage. He is winning; an unstoppable lobbying and media machine. Why is his voice a roar and the voices of mothers, fathers and the friends of victims a feckless whisper? It is a clear sign of where the power lies and that is more frightening than any statistic.
His stride has to be broken in order to produce change. Every appearance he makes, disrupted. Every time he opens his mouth he should be interrupted. He needs to know that He is now the target.
In Waynes' world an attack on innocents followed by a push for gun legislation translates into increased sales.{N.R.A. Prayer Breakfast Molepost ] We need to follow the money and shed light on where it lands.
Sunday, May 18, 2014
POLITICO-PORTA -LET GRADING SYSTEM
The endorsements mentioned in prior posts will, also carry a rating of from one to five outhouses depending on how steeped in fecal matter they have proven themselves to be.
This is in no way a criticism of Porta- Potties, or the fine and essential service they provide. They do, however, have the advantage of being emptied and cleaned periodically, while our public servants do not.
Terri Lynn Land receives a post -post rating of three Outhouses.Fully stocked with hand sanitizer and tissue.*
* Indicates that while "full of it",[in the parlance of our times] not necessarily dirty.
This is in no way a criticism of Porta- Potties, or the fine and essential service they provide. They do, however, have the advantage of being emptied and cleaned periodically, while our public servants do not.
Terri Lynn Land receives a post -post rating of three Outhouses.Fully stocked with hand sanitizer and tissue.*
* Indicates that while "full of it",[in the parlance of our times] not necessarily dirty.
Saturday, May 17, 2014
TERRI LYNN LAND-Endorsement Numero Uno
A high priest of the Neo- Calvanist dark arts drags a bag containing licorice, a doll made of yellow pipe cleaners, some Oke Doke Cheese Popcorn, and Ann Coulters' balls through a trailer park, and, presto, he emerges with the soul of Teri Lynn Land..The G.O.P. candidate for the senate seat being vacated by the Senator Carl Levin.
Terri has been busy the last few elections purging voter rolls. You know , the wholesale elimination of people that happen to bear the same name of a convicted felon ,or a deceased person, from the voting rolls .This practice is used, not incidentally, in districts with low income, high democratic voter turnout.It is illegal. Her actions have been struck down by higher courts ,but , that happens post election.One would think, given the intellectual, moral, and economic superiority of G.O.P. supporters that they would be able to win every election without rigging the game. Well, they didn't get where they are by underestimating lazy black tricksters , fat drug addicts, [Limbaugh excluded] and people who don't own cars
BIO:
Grandville High-blah blah -Jerry Ford liked her-blah blah-trailer park something or other-helped granny at a motel-honorary degree from Davenport College blah blah-Mi. school board blah-Lives in the milk toast suburb of Byron Center.
Only albino dairy cows are allowed in Byron Center by local ordinance.BBQ, tacos and other ethnic foods are not allowed within the city limits.I once saw a crow being forcibly removed from a flock of creamy white swans by what appeared to be private security.
EXPECTATIONS:
Environment
What environment. God will always look out for the investor class and make sure they have access to whatever they need to overcome any obstacle.That is why he gave Calvin permission to charge interest on money loaned.Praise The Lord.
Woman
If they want something let them go get it like she did.Otherwise they're just lazy whiners." AS A WOMEN" she should know .Someone should ask her how she feels about the Rape Insurance Law passed by the state lawmakers every time she appears in public.She opposes legislation calling for equal pay for woman ,even though, they make an average of 74 cents on the dollar for the same work as their male counterparts.
Koch Bros. Money:
Yessir and Hell Yeah
Endorsement:
This plucky dame gets the B.F. stamp of approval because I am a white male with a job[for now] and I will sleep better knowing that she is out there not representing the rest of you.
Oh ,and because it probably has to get worse before dems get out and vote to save their own asses.
Best Of Luck Bitches
Terri has been busy the last few elections purging voter rolls. You know , the wholesale elimination of people that happen to bear the same name of a convicted felon ,or a deceased person, from the voting rolls .This practice is used, not incidentally, in districts with low income, high democratic voter turnout.It is illegal. Her actions have been struck down by higher courts ,but , that happens post election.One would think, given the intellectual, moral, and economic superiority of G.O.P. supporters that they would be able to win every election without rigging the game. Well, they didn't get where they are by underestimating lazy black tricksters , fat drug addicts, [Limbaugh excluded] and people who don't own cars
BIO:
Grandville High-blah blah -Jerry Ford liked her-blah blah-trailer park something or other-helped granny at a motel-honorary degree from Davenport College blah blah-Mi. school board blah-Lives in the milk toast suburb of Byron Center.
Only albino dairy cows are allowed in Byron Center by local ordinance.BBQ, tacos and other ethnic foods are not allowed within the city limits.I once saw a crow being forcibly removed from a flock of creamy white swans by what appeared to be private security.
EXPECTATIONS:
Environment
What environment. God will always look out for the investor class and make sure they have access to whatever they need to overcome any obstacle.That is why he gave Calvin permission to charge interest on money loaned.Praise The Lord.
Woman
If they want something let them go get it like she did.Otherwise they're just lazy whiners." AS A WOMEN" she should know .Someone should ask her how she feels about the Rape Insurance Law passed by the state lawmakers every time she appears in public.She opposes legislation calling for equal pay for woman ,even though, they make an average of 74 cents on the dollar for the same work as their male counterparts.
Koch Bros. Money:
Yessir and Hell Yeah
Endorsement:
This plucky dame gets the B.F. stamp of approval because I am a white male with a job[for now] and I will sleep better knowing that she is out there not representing the rest of you.
Oh ,and because it probably has to get worse before dems get out and vote to save their own asses.
Best Of Luck Bitches
Saturday, May 10, 2014
WEAPON OF CHOICE-MY ENDORSEMENT
When I put the full weight of my journalistic prowess behind the next group of Republican and Tea Party candidates their gonna' wish they'd never heard of me. THEY'VE NEVER HEARD OF ME.My journalistic prowess has been a diet lately though. I've lost most of my spare tediousness, my double-chin music,and half my pretentious density.They may not even recognize me. If they ever did.
The point is; I will fuckin' endorse you. The thirty people who read my stuff know thirty other people and these people probably know somebody.Just think about that late nights on The Square Biz Express To Nigger-Hater Heaven Campaign Bus when your tryin' to catch forty sweet ones. Rabble -bitch-rouser Buster Falkowski endorses YOU. Ain't that a zombie apocalyptic bite to the crotch.
It might take some time but the poison of my enthusiastic support is insidious, potent, and inevitably terminal.Your only solace is that, for now, the mouth of the cancerous river of my unflinching pimpage opens at the portal of my feeble blog-site.My partner and I are gonna' bust out of here, big time, pretty quick though.
SEE IF WE DON'T!
And
See you on the campaign trail.
The point is; I will fuckin' endorse you. The thirty people who read my stuff know thirty other people and these people probably know somebody.Just think about that late nights on The Square Biz Express To Nigger-Hater Heaven Campaign Bus when your tryin' to catch forty sweet ones. Rabble -bitch-rouser Buster Falkowski endorses YOU. Ain't that a zombie apocalyptic bite to the crotch.
It might take some time but the poison of my enthusiastic support is insidious, potent, and inevitably terminal.Your only solace is that, for now, the mouth of the cancerous river of my unflinching pimpage opens at the portal of my feeble blog-site.My partner and I are gonna' bust out of here, big time, pretty quick though.
SEE IF WE DON'T!
And
See you on the campaign trail.
Thursday, May 8, 2014
A STREETCAR NAMED GO F$CK YOURSELF
I am the fuckin' Blanche Duboise of angry, aging, prima donna chefs.The people I work with have to tell me I'm pretty every five minutes just so I'll keep showing up every day, and I'm a guy.I am riding out my career on a streetcar named "Go Fuck Yourself "all the way to the hell where chefs are skinned alive and boiled in their own shitty hospital food.I, too , am dependent on the"kindness of strangers".Lucky for me I am the chef at an insane asylum and nobody is stranger than my current customer base.Except maybe the hospital staff.Sometimes I get stuck behind their bedraggledassedness slow-walkin' themselves down to the room where they go to not cure somebody for ten years. No sense of urgency there,"Hey bitch hurry up or my shitty food is not gonna be really over-cooked in time for lunch".These people used to have souls.I can see it in their eyes.The pernicious nature of their chosen profession has damaged them down to the bone structure.They were young once, but now they're thirty, maybe thirty two .It's fuckin' over. Trying too hard to cure the uncurable,console the inconsolable.Too bad for them.I got my own issues.
MY THING IS THIS:
This place ,this corporate food service contractor has a mustache net rule.The only guy with a mustache is a pedophile being treated down the hall.I suggested we wear pubic hairnets on the outside of our uniforms as a joke.They wrote it into the handbook after what was thought to be one of my grey pubic hairs was discovered in the fruit cocktail.Since when isn't there grey pubic hair in fruit cocktail!
Maybe I exaggerate a bit but I swear ta god I will quit my job as a fake writer if the thirty or so people who read this shit don't get off their asses and make me some money.I will ride the rails down into the shit can of culinary anonymity until my color resembles canned green beans and my cooking packs all the gustatory wallop of a bad tuna casserole.See if I don't. I mean it ....Hello..........
MY THING IS THIS:
This place ,this corporate food service contractor has a mustache net rule.The only guy with a mustache is a pedophile being treated down the hall.I suggested we wear pubic hairnets on the outside of our uniforms as a joke.They wrote it into the handbook after what was thought to be one of my grey pubic hairs was discovered in the fruit cocktail.Since when isn't there grey pubic hair in fruit cocktail!
Maybe I exaggerate a bit but I swear ta god I will quit my job as a fake writer if the thirty or so people who read this shit don't get off their asses and make me some money.I will ride the rails down into the shit can of culinary anonymity until my color resembles canned green beans and my cooking packs all the gustatory wallop of a bad tuna casserole.See if I don't. I mean it ....Hello..........
Wednesday, May 7, 2014
TEACH A FETUS TO FISH.....
Michigan Republican house speaker Race "Whitey" Bolger has preposed legislation calling for mandatory pre-assigned job training for the unborn children of single mothers collecting any form public assistance."We already know stuff like ,how smart they're gonna be, their morals, how much money they"ll have, and so forth .I'm just sayin' let's do a more realistic "Head Start" deal for those people". His suggestions include job placement as an alternative to a failed attempt at education." Teach 'em right away not to be the burden their single mothers and indigent fathers have been on good folks and job creators.Plus, some are already on dope when they're born.They won't ever make a lot of money ,but if they start right away,and I mean right away, it, could add up.I do realize, however, that you have to crawl before you can wash dishes, heh, heh".
The parent would receive mandatory jail time if their infant fails to attend work or training sessions.The infant would then become a ward and full time employee of the for-profit prison system."That's right ,do not pass GO, do not collect 200 dollars in welfare. Straight to the hoosegow where they 're probably gonna wind up anyway."
Ten people just asked me if this was really true.Congratulations Whitey, after the rape insurance law, people are ready to believe you assholes are capable of anything.
The parent would receive mandatory jail time if their infant fails to attend work or training sessions.The infant would then become a ward and full time employee of the for-profit prison system."That's right ,do not pass GO, do not collect 200 dollars in welfare. Straight to the hoosegow where they 're probably gonna wind up anyway."
Ten people just asked me if this was really true.Congratulations Whitey, after the rape insurance law, people are ready to believe you assholes are capable of anything.
Sunday, April 27, 2014
INTRODUCING THE N.A.A.C.P.H.R.A.-Nevada Steak-Out Follow up
The National Acronym for the Armament of Colored People and Hippies Rifle Association
Brothers and Sisters stop bringin' a bible and a fatty to a gun fight.Can I get an AIM-IN.This time around surrender takes on a different meaning.Surrender to the feel of cold steel spittin' hot lead at the people who really deserve it.Gun registration ,legislation, 3 day probation, ...Fuck all that.We must admit defeat and start packin' sweet heat.I don't care how much legal dope you smoke,it's still really gonna hurt when some shit kickin' redneck decides that" huntin" season don't apply to n@ggars and hippies".Forget where your car keys are,or your moccasins, or even your stash , but remember your loaded 12 gauge is right next to your dick.{with the safety on]
Stay tuned brothers and sisters .We have a lot to talk about.
The self proclaimed super-patriots in this country have succeeded in instilling a palpable sense of fear in those of us who have consciously decided not to bring firearms into our lives. There is a price to be paid for fear-mongering.
Fear is simply Hatred in waiting.
Here's the thing; We fought the civil war once.It wasn't a states rights issue it was about slavery and preservation of this country. Secessionist, racists lost that war. It was fought again in the 1950s and 60s. It was not about states rights or business owners rights .It was about equal access by people of color to voting rights, education, and public transportation.The status quot preservationists lost .They lost in the courts, in the streets, and in the hearts and minds of most Americans.The paranoia surrounding changing demographics in America is being fed by autocratic southern conservatives and religious leaders who know how to exploit the divisive nature of fear. These people will use the working class to divide the country by demonizing the poor, immigrants, people of color, non- christians and ,well, Democrats.The N.R.A.identifies strongly with the conservative christians and actively encourages armed resistance to government over- reach.Forget the obvious irony of well-armed christians. Outrageous hypocrisy now passes as passionately held principle.Their pernicious influence on local gun laws is breathtaking. Those of us who want to be safe from gun violence have lost the right to restrict ,or even object to the unrestricted flow of firearms into mainstream society.
There are growing numbers of frustrated liberal Americans who are increasingly fearful.They are not weak, stupid, cowardly, or altogether passive. They are however, human and having lost the rhetorical battle they may be moved to violence .If you think modern Americans can't make the disastrous mistake of fighting another civil war ,think again.The modern world is rife with conflicts that have been fought for the same reasons over and again for a thousand years.People forget .Recent events demonstrate that we have forgotten some painful lessons.
Brothers and Sisters stop bringin' a bible and a fatty to a gun fight.Can I get an AIM-IN.This time around surrender takes on a different meaning.Surrender to the feel of cold steel spittin' hot lead at the people who really deserve it.Gun registration ,legislation, 3 day probation, ...Fuck all that.We must admit defeat and start packin' sweet heat.I don't care how much legal dope you smoke,it's still really gonna hurt when some shit kickin' redneck decides that" huntin" season don't apply to n@ggars and hippies".Forget where your car keys are,or your moccasins, or even your stash , but remember your loaded 12 gauge is right next to your dick.{with the safety on]
Stay tuned brothers and sisters .We have a lot to talk about.
The self proclaimed super-patriots in this country have succeeded in instilling a palpable sense of fear in those of us who have consciously decided not to bring firearms into our lives. There is a price to be paid for fear-mongering.
Fear is simply Hatred in waiting.
Here's the thing; We fought the civil war once.It wasn't a states rights issue it was about slavery and preservation of this country. Secessionist, racists lost that war. It was fought again in the 1950s and 60s. It was not about states rights or business owners rights .It was about equal access by people of color to voting rights, education, and public transportation.The status quot preservationists lost .They lost in the courts, in the streets, and in the hearts and minds of most Americans.The paranoia surrounding changing demographics in America is being fed by autocratic southern conservatives and religious leaders who know how to exploit the divisive nature of fear. These people will use the working class to divide the country by demonizing the poor, immigrants, people of color, non- christians and ,well, Democrats.The N.R.A.identifies strongly with the conservative christians and actively encourages armed resistance to government over- reach.Forget the obvious irony of well-armed christians. Outrageous hypocrisy now passes as passionately held principle.Their pernicious influence on local gun laws is breathtaking. Those of us who want to be safe from gun violence have lost the right to restrict ,or even object to the unrestricted flow of firearms into mainstream society.
There are growing numbers of frustrated liberal Americans who are increasingly fearful.They are not weak, stupid, cowardly, or altogether passive. They are however, human and having lost the rhetorical battle they may be moved to violence .If you think modern Americans can't make the disastrous mistake of fighting another civil war ,think again.The modern world is rife with conflicts that have been fought for the same reasons over and again for a thousand years.People forget .Recent events demonstrate that we have forgotten some painful lessons.
Friday, April 25, 2014
WHISKEY DRENCHED WELFARE COW POKER
HEADLINE NEVADA
A whiskey soaked, idiot, retard, bestiality advocate has put his bovine boyfriends on food stamps:presumably because it's hard to have sex with a hungry steer.Gun-toter, mesquite monkeys banded together to route federal agents from the public land he needs for grazing.Well I need to start drinkin' again ,so I think I'll open a Brew-Pub in my grand daughters' grade school.It's conveniently located, and paid for with public money.
Why can't my government ever seem to kill the right people? Is a white Stetson some kind of secret Kryptonite? Set your cause to Toby Kieth songs and you can get away with anything.This fucker is demanding ..DEMANDING TO BE SUBSIDIZED by the federal government.He and his secessionist cadre are backing their demands with the open threat of armed violence.
Imagine this scenario in urban Grand Rapids .A mom, let's a person of color,homeless ,demands to receive shelter in the firehouse near the expressway underpass where she currently resides with her four children She moves into a bunk not being used by the firemen..A group of armed, inner city homeless advocates appear to prevent her removal.BOOM! In fifteen minutes it would all be over : dead mom, dead kids ,dead activists, dead firemen, arrests, hand-wringing : why .why.......oh the humanity.....Horseshit...Cowshit!
In the late sixties when Black Panthers and other leftist groups began to arm themselves we saw game changing ,restrictive, gun legislation.Now we celebrate racist, baccy stained ,one toothed ,desert ape assholes that point guns at federal agents.America: land of the well-armed shit shoveler.
Finally, welfare for rich, white, land owner rednecks, but, maybe I'm just whistlin' Dixie.
The desert is dry and quiet right now ,but the tune I keep hearing is " It's A Hard Rain's Gonna Fall".
This outlaw is a whining neo- confederate plantation owner, who, by his own admission believes " the Negro never learned just to pick cotton. If he had, he would still have families and things.They're not better off with their welfare". He is a criminal .He should be hunted down and brought to heel.
A whiskey soaked, idiot, retard, bestiality advocate has put his bovine boyfriends on food stamps:presumably because it's hard to have sex with a hungry steer.Gun-toter, mesquite monkeys banded together to route federal agents from the public land he needs for grazing.Well I need to start drinkin' again ,so I think I'll open a Brew-Pub in my grand daughters' grade school.It's conveniently located, and paid for with public money.
Why can't my government ever seem to kill the right people? Is a white Stetson some kind of secret Kryptonite? Set your cause to Toby Kieth songs and you can get away with anything.This fucker is demanding ..DEMANDING TO BE SUBSIDIZED by the federal government.He and his secessionist cadre are backing their demands with the open threat of armed violence.
Imagine this scenario in urban Grand Rapids .A mom, let's a person of color,homeless ,demands to receive shelter in the firehouse near the expressway underpass where she currently resides with her four children She moves into a bunk not being used by the firemen..A group of armed, inner city homeless advocates appear to prevent her removal.BOOM! In fifteen minutes it would all be over : dead mom, dead kids ,dead activists, dead firemen, arrests, hand-wringing : why .why.......oh the humanity.....Horseshit...Cowshit!
In the late sixties when Black Panthers and other leftist groups began to arm themselves we saw game changing ,restrictive, gun legislation.Now we celebrate racist, baccy stained ,one toothed ,desert ape assholes that point guns at federal agents.America: land of the well-armed shit shoveler.
Finally, welfare for rich, white, land owner rednecks, but, maybe I'm just whistlin' Dixie.
The desert is dry and quiet right now ,but the tune I keep hearing is " It's A Hard Rain's Gonna Fall".
This outlaw is a whining neo- confederate plantation owner, who, by his own admission believes " the Negro never learned just to pick cotton. If he had, he would still have families and things.They're not better off with their welfare". He is a criminal .He should be hunted down and brought to heel.
Tuesday, March 18, 2014
RELIGION-THE FIRST AND WORST FORM OF GOVERNMENT
The concept of religion is the echo of a cry for relief.It travels out into the landscape of our lives and returns. .It is changed, but still vaguely recognizable.We listen , we hope, we worship the refracted message as divine. It is given meaning, mystique, tailored, and labored over for thousands of years.We build a construct for living.We imbue it with absolute truth .We own it and it becomes inviolate.
I believe sentient humans are responsible for the invention, application, and on-going evolution of religion. It makes sense that we seek guarantees in a life so often cruel,and unrelenting.The process of isolating the principles necessary to create an ordered society is a noble ,on going enterprise.How do we apply these tenants without engaging in the ultimate tyranny? There is no more oppressive form of government than absolute power over mind , body, and will.The invitation to put reason aside in service to the shaman currently in fashion shouldn't have a place in the realm of law and social order.
When we attempt to govern it seems wise to remove parishional ,denominational absolutes from the discussion.We should then agree upon principles that allow for pragmatic discourse between reasonable actors.This experiment has gone on for thousands of years. Multi-cultural societies function best when the passions inspired by the most strident religious practitioners are set aside.
For the better part of two decades American political discourse has attempted to keep time to some mythical, puritanical hymn book. White Christian America wants its country back.If memory serves that country would probably be England.Fundamentalism renders its practitioners blind to reason.Religious fanaticism divides countries, families ,even denominations. These divisions are often based on nebulous interpretations of ancient text that can never be authenticated. Still we commit murder and willingly die defending these ethereal notions.What could be more dangerous?
Faith is a potent device for control..Control of the troubled self; control of great numbers of people.Resourceful, ambitious people have employed spirituality as a device for driving the human herd throughout history.The trick is this; that which cannot be proven wrong, can [ by the charismatic] claim to be irrefutably right -untouchable.
Taxation is a concept not unlike tithing .A chicken and egg debate may ensue. It used to be easy to see what yours tax dollars financed: roads, drones, battleships ,trash pick-up.These days we are probably financing. some charleton pretending to be drunk on the blessed baby to pimp for prayer in schools. If you want prayer in schools put an extra ten thousand in the collection box, build your own school and pray all goddam day in it. Don't make me pay for it .You don't have the right to do that.That's really all I really meant to say.
P.S. If I ever felt compelled to murder because someone close to me was made to suffer, I would be a murderer: a cold blooded seeker of vengeance.If I was moved by religious fervor or nationalism I could be called a zealot or a super patriot.Motivation to shed blood should be pure ,and come from a place near and dear to your heart.Good thing I'm primarily a pacifist.....with reservations.
I believe sentient humans are responsible for the invention, application, and on-going evolution of religion. It makes sense that we seek guarantees in a life so often cruel,and unrelenting.The process of isolating the principles necessary to create an ordered society is a noble ,on going enterprise.How do we apply these tenants without engaging in the ultimate tyranny? There is no more oppressive form of government than absolute power over mind , body, and will.The invitation to put reason aside in service to the shaman currently in fashion shouldn't have a place in the realm of law and social order.
When we attempt to govern it seems wise to remove parishional ,denominational absolutes from the discussion.We should then agree upon principles that allow for pragmatic discourse between reasonable actors.This experiment has gone on for thousands of years. Multi-cultural societies function best when the passions inspired by the most strident religious practitioners are set aside.
For the better part of two decades American political discourse has attempted to keep time to some mythical, puritanical hymn book. White Christian America wants its country back.If memory serves that country would probably be England.Fundamentalism renders its practitioners blind to reason.Religious fanaticism divides countries, families ,even denominations. These divisions are often based on nebulous interpretations of ancient text that can never be authenticated. Still we commit murder and willingly die defending these ethereal notions.What could be more dangerous?
Faith is a potent device for control..Control of the troubled self; control of great numbers of people.Resourceful, ambitious people have employed spirituality as a device for driving the human herd throughout history.The trick is this; that which cannot be proven wrong, can [ by the charismatic] claim to be irrefutably right -untouchable.
Taxation is a concept not unlike tithing .A chicken and egg debate may ensue. It used to be easy to see what yours tax dollars financed: roads, drones, battleships ,trash pick-up.These days we are probably financing. some charleton pretending to be drunk on the blessed baby to pimp for prayer in schools. If you want prayer in schools put an extra ten thousand in the collection box, build your own school and pray all goddam day in it. Don't make me pay for it .You don't have the right to do that.That's really all I really meant to say.
P.S. If I ever felt compelled to murder because someone close to me was made to suffer, I would be a murderer: a cold blooded seeker of vengeance.If I was moved by religious fervor or nationalism I could be called a zealot or a super patriot.Motivation to shed blood should be pure ,and come from a place near and dear to your heart.Good thing I'm primarily a pacifist.....with reservations.
Saturday, February 8, 2014
DENNIS MILLER ?
Dennis Miller is a man with an impressive command of the English language.He can make it dance.He is also fanatically engaged in the sneering, pathological pursuit of the new brand of elitist , right wing assault on- well , almost everything.Everything that doesn't wreak of money ,militarism ,the continued disparity of income ,and general furtherance of the inhumanity of man.IF EVERYONE IN AMERICA WERE MUSSOLINI THIS GUY WOULD SELL OUT EVERY SHOW.
His new role as Fox News funny guy with a cranium would have the viewership in stitches- if they knew what half of the words meant.He seems to be horsewhipping the prose to make it keep time to his water-torture delivery of one measured , poisonous barb , after another.It never really feels like comedy to me .On some intellectual plane it is clever, even artful ,but the tone is unsettling.It may just be that comedy in the service of wealth , militarism , and nationalism is a moral and intellectual contradiction.The genius of the composition compels me to recognize it , but not to laugh.
That is not , I hope , a function of my own prejudice.
I grew up believing that working stiffs have a right to laugh at rich people.It is all we have to get us over the fact that we aren't one of them. We know rich people laugh at us for not being rich , but they should do it at the club ,or the spa ,or in a booth at Club 21.They use to follow the rule.Rule says :If you're really wealthy ,I mean great -grand kids- may- have- downs- syndrome- but- will -still- graduate- Harvard wealthy , then shut the fuck up . There are more of us than there are of you and if we get hungry enough we will find a way to kill you and eat you.You don't employ a despotic comic genius to use words your base doesn't even understand while making jokes about how contemptible it is to want to make the world a better place.Especially a guy who can write better than most of us . Description of the human condition is a time -honored refuge of the working class . We now have no choice but to write cookbooks." Having The Rich For Dinner The New Mostly White Meat" .Bon Apetit and happy hunting .
His new role as Fox News funny guy with a cranium would have the viewership in stitches- if they knew what half of the words meant.He seems to be horsewhipping the prose to make it keep time to his water-torture delivery of one measured , poisonous barb , after another.It never really feels like comedy to me .On some intellectual plane it is clever, even artful ,but the tone is unsettling.It may just be that comedy in the service of wealth , militarism , and nationalism is a moral and intellectual contradiction.The genius of the composition compels me to recognize it , but not to laugh.
That is not , I hope , a function of my own prejudice.
I grew up believing that working stiffs have a right to laugh at rich people.It is all we have to get us over the fact that we aren't one of them. We know rich people laugh at us for not being rich , but they should do it at the club ,or the spa ,or in a booth at Club 21.They use to follow the rule.Rule says :If you're really wealthy ,I mean great -grand kids- may- have- downs- syndrome- but- will -still- graduate- Harvard wealthy , then shut the fuck up . There are more of us than there are of you and if we get hungry enough we will find a way to kill you and eat you.You don't employ a despotic comic genius to use words your base doesn't even understand while making jokes about how contemptible it is to want to make the world a better place.Especially a guy who can write better than most of us . Description of the human condition is a time -honored refuge of the working class . We now have no choice but to write cookbooks." Having The Rich For Dinner The New Mostly White Meat" .Bon Apetit and happy hunting .
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