The supreme court just ruled that Hobby Lobby gets to keep their female employees barefoot and pregnant because Jesus says so.They are ,of course , pregnant because their husbands are perpetually enraptured by the "Boner Magic" they have been taking.That glorious med is covered by the Hobby Lobby "More White Babies For America " rider in the company insurance plan.Female contraception is not.I don't know what that has to do with Texass but I'm sure if I hadn't sworn off any serious attempts at research in a prior post, I could find something. It just feels like something Texans would do.
Texas should be banned from exporting anything but music.Buddy Holly, Lyle Lovette,Willie Nelson, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Townes Van Zandt : it's like a cactus covered, cowboy oxymoron.
They also have an unfortunate habit of exporting short-sighted, ruggedly handsome , dim , dry-drunk politicians who, once they stagger out of the Mesquite, tend to wreak havoc on the civilized world.They should stay drunk, stay home, and listen to more homegrown music.They'd be funnier, happier and more productive members of the human race.
I got my free welfare abortion to celebrate the election of the first African American entitlement lover in the history of this blessed country. I have to say , it was very unpleasant. Granted, I'm a guy, but who's gonna turn down some free-ass welfare insurance.Like I said ,very unpleasant, but alas, most woman in Texas will never know the sheer exuberance of hearing that ch- ch- ching of the welfare abortion cash register ringing. They can't afford the two hundred mile trip to get to a clinic.They have been screwed by the dude ranch they call a state legislature.By dudes I mean the males in the congress and state senate that have taken everything but the right to vote [or carry a gun] from the women of Texas.
The perception of the progressive male is somewhere between Liberace and Paul Giamatti.We need a Texas- style re-brandin iron.We need to fight for our women; fist fight, gun fight, machete fight, kick in the balls dirty fight , and yes, brain fight.We need to out Clint Eastwood these Clint Eastwood -talkin -to- an- empty- chair guys.The men of the Democratic party need a shot of testosterone to the brain first, and then the balls.We have left it to the woman of the party to take the sharpest rhetorical tones in the current political climate.By we I mean every one but me.The forty five people who occasionally read these posts will verify that claim.
Texas- I like to imagine J.R. Ewing turned Progressive Democrat, unchained, buyin off fat supreme court judges while screwing their wives: using his wealth and power to wreak havoc on the real evil doers of this world. THE PEOPLE I KNOW TO BE WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING..
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