Wednesday, August 20, 2014

ROBIN WILLIAMS KILLED BY CREEPING 1970'S ZYGOTE NINJA

Come to find out ,courtesy of Life News [anti- choice rantarama] our beloved actor was murdered by his own aborted tissue sample from a 1970 something pregnancy- Time machine? Naaaaaw.  It takes that many years for a legless blob of flesh to crawl from L.A. to his Northern California home to exact revenge on its' dead beat  daddy.
 That's right . When I want the Jack Webb version of the story { "just the facts, ma'am"] I go straight to Life News, the World News for people who have just finished showering off the gore  from the last murder, of the last  womens' health clinic nurse. Apparently this "Pro Life" business is trickier, and a tad more selective than It sometimes appears.Not that murdering doctors and nurses is anyone's fault. When you crack an egg and a fertilized yolk shaped like Christ Almighty tells you to kill somebody, what choice do you have? Hell, it's not just a direct order: it's a poignant symbol of the battle before you. You crazy motherfucker you!

Anywhooo ,this article claimed that the alleged abortion contributed to Williams state of mind at the time of his suicide.I guess somebody had to accept the Rush Limbaugh "super fuckhead challenge" and ladies and gentleman we have a winner.I have to hand it to the Christ Cartel. Claiming this personal tragedy for their cause  celeb is quite the taffy pull.You can pick up a copy at the next anti- baby killer bake sale.

Life News "If It's News, It's About Us." or , as Warren Zevon put it, "life'll kill ya. and then you'll be dead" . Raise a glass to the pro-life crowd who, like sperm to an egg, have hit the creamy bullseye of the tird- covered target that is the Robin Williams coverage. May you all end up in a stained, fetid toilet in a back alley someday.    

Sunday, August 10, 2014

AMASH RIDES FALKOWSKI ENDORSEMENT TO... VICTORY?

The Justifucator was every bit as dignified in victory as we would like to see him in defeat. Defiant, red-faced, indignant, unapologetic, excoriating his detractors for their baseless feints at character assassination.... Jesus, will someone yank this bitches choke chain and tell him he WON!

Amash is popular with Libertarians and some young conservatives because of his "outsider "status.At first blush he may  appear to be something of a political ingenue, but he actually marched into politics following the Kennedy model .His father Atallah Amash is a Palestinian immigrant who fled his country amidst post WW2 turmoil.He is an impressive example of  what can be accomplished in this country with determination,business sense,and belief in the possibility of success that has always been the allure of the American Dream.He has amassed a considerable fortune importing tools for sale to hardware stores and automotive chains.He has also managed to keep a very low public profile.He is well connected enough to know that his middle eastern ancestry, and his wealth could spoil the bone fides  of his son from the point of view of his Tea Party base.
This should be instructive to anyone who thought the Republicans in west michigan were serious when it comes to eating their own.If he had been a Democrat how long would his middle eastern ancestry and his access to ready cash from his father been left alone.As for his perception as "beholdin' to nobody" ,the campaign contribution tally shows the Koch bros. and Club For Growth as his #1. His fathers' company West Mi. Tools at #2, Amway Alticor\Windquest #3, Abraham and Sons-convenience foods distributor #4. and Citizens United -Tea Party Pac #5.A careful examination of his voting record, past and present,  should demonstrate who benefits.His voting record is posted on Facebook .This will make it more transparent if people take a little time to find out who his strongest supporters are.  

Ellis ,meanwhile, picked up the tab for the majority of his campaign. Ouch!

That is cold comfort to people who dream about balanced representation in a West Michigan world  that is driven by an economic class that can afford to feed, cloth, and educate their children in high style whether the government shuts down or not.

Your choice -the Democrats choice for W. M.is between the rich guy who says he wants to outlaw all abortions, but really doesn't give a shit, and the guy who refused to vote on the issue when the roll was called.The latter will be your next congressman.He is currently better at lying to working people than the democrats so he's your guy.Until you see thousands of people rallying in Fuller park for a working class challenger this is what you get.HOW'S THAT TASTE?

CONGRATULATIONS TO JUSTIN AMASH-SON OF WEALTHY IMPORT BUSINESS MAGNATE ATALLAH AMASH 3RD DISTRICT WINNER.