CHEF GUT BUSTER- FREEDOM CAKE

Okay, okay, okay, okay! Which amendment protects me from psychotic cro-magnons who want to carry loaded AR 15s into grocery stores and restaurants.The founders, or maybe even Jesus must have thought of this scenario. They  must have willed or hocus pocused something into a tome that provides law biding citizens the right not to have the shit scared out of their kids before they are disemboweled by machine gun fire.

How about a recipe;

FREEDOM CAKE

  Ingredients:
1 high caliber rapid fire automatic long gun-three spares
30,000 rounds of ammunition -preferably armor piercing [ thick bone mass around the eyebrows is a common feature of low I.Q. conservative gun thugs]
10 gallons  blinding , all encompassing, sense of self righteousness
500 gallons white paint[optional]
10,000 maniacs{not the band]

Method:
-Using your rifle in a sweeping motion, kill as many Tea Party N.R.A.gun toters as you can before they can shoot back .Don't worry so much about accuracy with your first pass, there 's plenty of time for a head shot later.
-then build a wall alternating layers of dead N R. A members, guns, more dead republicans, guns etc.Using the gore as you would cake icing to tidy up.Building a wall out of dead idiots can be a very asymmetrical exercise.
-Paint your wall white-spraying is your best bet but demographics being what they are you may want to skip it altogether.
-Using your machine gun as a pen [mightier than the sword, right] write a personalized message.
might I suggest :"this felt like a good start".
-Allow to bake in the hot sun
-Repeat this process until you begin to feel safe, reload, and repeat until you feel really safe.

That's some down home cookin' right there boy!

THAT is how you solve a complex problem with a firearm.

So begins the process of embracing what we fear and despise.Fear begets hatred. Hatred begets violence.
People who are continually made to feel fear will resort to violence.If that is where we are headed we will all have reason to fear our own government.They alone possess the fire power to put down a violent civil war.If the left and the right become violently entangled ,we will all be victims of a police state.The rhetoric really has no where else to go.What is the next logical step ?.