Come to find out ,courtesy of Life News [anti- choice rantarama] our beloved actor was murdered by his own aborted tissue sample from a 1970 something pregnancy- Time machine? Naaaaaw. It takes that many years for a legless blob of flesh to crawl from L.A. to his Northern California home to exact revenge on its' dead beat daddy.
That's right . When I want the Jack Webb version of the story { "just the facts, ma'am"] I go straight to Life News, the World News for people who have just finished showering off the gore from the last murder, of the last womens' health clinic nurse. Apparently this "Pro Life" business is trickier, and a tad more selective than It sometimes appears.Not that murdering doctors and nurses is anyone's fault. When you crack an egg and a fertilized yolk shaped like Christ Almighty tells you to kill somebody, what choice do you have? Hell, it's not just a direct order: it's a poignant symbol of the battle before you. You crazy motherfucker you!
Anywhooo ,this article claimed that the alleged abortion contributed to Williams state of mind at the time of his suicide.I guess somebody had to accept the Rush Limbaugh "super fuckhead challenge" and ladies and gentleman we have a winner.I have to hand it to the Christ Cartel. Claiming this personal tragedy for their cause celeb is quite the taffy pull.You can pick up a copy at the next anti- baby killer bake sale.
Life News "If It's News, It's About Us." or , as Warren Zevon put it, "life'll kill ya. and then you'll be dead" . Raise a glass to the pro-life crowd who, like sperm to an egg, have hit the creamy bullseye of the tird- covered target that is the Robin Williams coverage. May you all end up in a stained, fetid toilet in a back alley someday.
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