The extreme right of the G.O.P. house has at long last located the litter box and the little door to the back yard.President Obama has promised to relinquish his spray bottle and rolled up copy of The Washington Post some time in March 2014.
BREAKING NEWS
A pediatric infirmary outside of Evansville caring for infants born to undocumented workers was allegedly occupied by dejected G.O.P. Southern caucus members early this morning.When confronted by staff the apparent leader of the group reportedly remarked," Don't worry nurse we are the U.S.Congress, we'll need napkins, boiling water,and some hot sauce."They have reportedly eaten several of the babies ,although the exact number is not known.
The following joint statement was released by the group:
"This was a tragedy that could have been prevented by the President at any time.If he will not act to repeal this disastrous law then we have no choice but to engage in acts of civil disobedience to prevent its implementation on the ground. Nobody wanted this. It has left a bad taste in everyones's mouth."
I am falling out of my chair laughing.
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