POLITICO-PORTA -LET GRADING SYSTEM

The endorsements mentioned in prior posts will, also carry a rating of from one to five outhouses depending on how steeped in fecal matter they have proven themselves to be.
This is in no way a criticism of Porta- Potties, or the fine and essential service they provide. They do, however, have the advantage of being emptied and cleaned periodically, while our public servants do not.

Terri Lynn Land receives a post -post rating of three Outhouses.Fully stocked with hand  sanitizer and tissue.*


* Indicates that while "full of it",[in the parlance of our times] not necessarily dirty.  

TERRI LYNN LAND-Endorsement Numero Uno

A high priest of the Neo- Calvanist dark arts drags a bag containing licorice, a doll made of yellow pipe cleaners, some Oke Doke Cheese Popcorn, and Ann Coulters' balls through a trailer park, and, presto,   he emerges with the soul of Teri Lynn Land..The G.O.P. candidate for the senate seat being vacated by the Senator Carl Levin.

Terri has been busy the last few elections purging voter rolls. You know , the wholesale elimination of people that happen to bear the same name of a convicted felon ,or a deceased person,  from the voting rolls .This practice is used, not incidentally,  in districts with low income, high democratic voter turnout.It is illegal. Her actions have been struck down by higher courts ,but , that happens post election.One would think, given the intellectual, moral, and economic superiority of G.O.P. supporters that they would be able to win every election without rigging the game. Well, they didn't get where they are by underestimating lazy black tricksters , fat drug addicts, [Limbaugh excluded] and people who don't own cars

BIO:

Grandville High-blah blah -Jerry Ford liked her-blah blah-trailer park something or other-helped granny at a motel-honorary degree from Davenport College blah blah-Mi. school board blah-Lives in the milk toast suburb of Byron Center.
 Only albino dairy cows are allowed in  Byron Center by local ordinance.BBQ, tacos and other ethnic foods are not allowed within the city limits.I once saw a crow being forcibly removed from a flock of creamy white swans by what appeared to be private security.

EXPECTATIONS:

Environment
What environment. God will always look out for the investor class and make sure they have access to whatever they need to overcome any obstacle.That is why he gave Calvin permission to charge interest on money loaned.Praise The Lord.

Woman
If they want something let them go get it like she did.Otherwise they're just lazy whiners." AS A WOMEN" she should know .Someone should ask her how she feels about the Rape Insurance Law passed by the state lawmakers every time she appears in public.She opposes legislation calling for equal pay for woman ,even though, they make an average of 74 cents on the dollar for the same work as their male counterparts.

Koch Bros. Money:
Yessir and Hell Yeah

Endorsement:

This plucky dame gets the B.F. stamp of approval because I am a white male with a job[for now] and I will sleep better knowing that she is out there not representing the rest of you.

Oh ,and because it probably has to get worse before dems get out and vote to save their own asses.

Best Of  Luck Bitches

WEAPON OF CHOICE-MY ENDORSEMENT

When I put the full weight of my journalistic prowess behind the next group of Republican and Tea Party candidates their gonna' wish they'd never heard of me. THEY'VE NEVER HEARD OF ME.My journalistic prowess has been a diet lately though. I've  lost most of my spare tediousness, my double-chin music,and half my pretentious density.They may not even recognize me. If they ever did.

The point is; I will fuckin' endorse you.  The thirty people who read my stuff know thirty other people and these people probably know somebody.Just think about that late nights on The Square Biz Express To Nigger-Hater Heaven Campaign Bus when your tryin' to catch forty sweet ones. Rabble -bitch-rouser Buster Falkowski endorses YOU. Ain't that a zombie apocalyptic bite to the crotch.

It might take some time but the poison of my enthusiastic support is insidious, potent, and inevitably terminal.Your only solace is that, for now, the mouth of the cancerous river of my unflinching pimpage opens at the portal of my feeble blog-site.My partner and I are gonna' bust out of here, big time, pretty quick though.
SEE IF WE DON'T!
And
See you on the campaign trail.

A STREETCAR NAMED GO F$CK YOURSELF

   I am the fuckin' Blanche Duboise of angry, aging, prima donna chefs.The people I work with have to tell me I'm pretty every five minutes just so I'll keep  showing  up every day, and I'm a guy.I am riding out my career on a streetcar named "Go Fuck Yourself "all the way to the hell where chefs are skinned alive and boiled in their own shitty hospital food.I, too , am dependent on the"kindness of strangers".Lucky for me I am the chef at an insane asylum and nobody is stranger than my current customer base.Except maybe the hospital staff.Sometimes I get stuck behind their bedraggledassedness slow-walkin' themselves down to the room where they go to not cure somebody for ten years. No sense of urgency there,"Hey bitch hurry up or my shitty food is not gonna be really over-cooked in time for lunch".These people used to have souls.I can see it in their eyes.The pernicious nature of their chosen profession has damaged them down to the bone structure.They were young once, but now they're thirty, maybe thirty two .It's fuckin' over. Trying too hard to cure the uncurable,console the inconsolable.Too bad for them.I got my own issues.
MY THING IS THIS:
This place ,this corporate food service contractor has a mustache net rule.The only guy with a mustache is a pedophile being treated down the hall.I suggested we wear pubic hairnets on the outside of our uniforms as a joke.They wrote it into the handbook after what was thought to be one of my grey pubic hairs was discovered in the fruit cocktail.Since when isn't there grey pubic hair in fruit cocktail!

Maybe I exaggerate a bit but I swear ta god I will quit my job as a fake writer if the thirty or so people who read this shit don't get off their asses and make me some money.I will ride the rails down into the shit can of culinary anonymity until my color resembles canned green beans and my cooking packs all the gustatory wallop of a bad tuna casserole.See if I don't. I mean it ....Hello..........

TEACH A FETUS TO FISH.....

   Michigan Republican house speaker Race "Whitey" Bolger has preposed legislation calling for mandatory pre-assigned job training for the unborn children of single mothers collecting any form public assistance."We already know stuff like ,how smart they're gonna be, their morals, how much money they"ll have, and so forth .I'm just sayin'  let's do a more realistic "Head Start" deal for those people". His suggestions include job placement as an alternative to a failed attempt at  education." Teach 'em right away not to be the burden their single mothers and indigent fathers have been on good folks and job creators.Plus, some are already on dope when they're born.They won't ever make a lot of money ,but if they start right away,and I mean right away,  it, could add up.I do realize, however, that you have to crawl before you can wash dishes, heh, heh".

The parent would receive mandatory jail time if their infant fails to attend work or training sessions.The infant would then become a ward and  full time employee of the for-profit prison system."That's right ,do not pass GO, do not collect 200 dollars in welfare. Straight to the hoosegow where they 're probably gonna wind up anyway."

 Ten people just asked me if this was really true.Congratulations Whitey, after the rape insurance law, people are ready to believe you assholes are capable of anything.

INTRODUCING THE N.A.A.C.P.H.R.A.-Nevada Steak-Out Follow up

   The National Acronym for the Armament of Colored People and Hippies Rifle Association
Brothers and Sisters stop bringin' a bible and a fatty to a gun fight.Can I get an AIM-IN.This time around surrender takes on a different meaning.Surrender to the feel of cold steel spittin' hot lead at the people who really deserve it.Gun registration ,legislation, 3 day probation, ...Fuck all that.We must admit defeat and start packin' sweet heat.I don't care how much legal dope you smoke,it's still really gonna hurt when some shit kickin' redneck decides that" huntin" season don't apply to n@ggars and hippies".Forget where your car keys are,or your moccasins, or even your stash , but remember your loaded 12 gauge is right next to your dick.{with the safety on]

Stay tuned brothers and sisters .We have a lot to talk about.

     The self proclaimed super-patriots in this country have succeeded in instilling a palpable sense of fear in those of us who have consciously decided not to bring firearms into our lives.  There is a price to be paid for fear-mongering.

Fear is simply Hatred in waiting.

Here's the thing; We fought the civil war once.It wasn't a states rights issue it was about slavery and preservation of this country. Secessionist, racists lost that war. It was fought again in the 1950s and 60s. It was not about states rights or business owners rights .It was about equal access by people of color to voting rights, education, and public transportation.The status quot preservationists lost .They lost in the courts, in the streets, and in the hearts and minds of most Americans.The paranoia surrounding changing demographics in America is being fed by autocratic southern conservatives and religious leaders who know how to exploit the divisive nature of  fear. These people will use the working class to divide the country by demonizing the poor, immigrants, people of color, non- christians and ,well,  Democrats.The N.R.A.identifies strongly with the conservative christians and actively encourages armed resistance to government over- reach.Forget the obvious irony of well-armed christians. Outrageous hypocrisy now passes as passionately held principle.Their pernicious influence on local gun laws is breathtaking. Those of us who want to be safe from gun violence have lost the right to restrict ,or even object to the unrestricted flow of firearms into mainstream society.

  There are growing numbers of frustrated liberal Americans who are increasingly fearful.They are not weak, stupid, cowardly, or altogether passive. They are however, human and having lost the rhetorical battle they may be moved to violence .If you think modern Americans can't make the disastrous mistake of fighting another civil war ,think again.The modern world is rife with conflicts that have been fought for the same reasons over and again for a thousand years.People forget .Recent events demonstrate that we have forgotten some painful lessons.  

WHISKEY DRENCHED WELFARE COW POKER

HEADLINE NEVADA

  A whiskey soaked,  idiot, retard, bestiality advocate has put his bovine boyfriends on food stamps:presumably because it's hard to have sex with a hungry steer.Gun-toter, mesquite monkeys banded together to route federal agents from the public land he needs for grazing.Well I need to start drinkin' again ,so I think I'll open a Brew-Pub in my grand daughters' grade school.It's conveniently located, and paid for with public money.

 Why can't my government ever seem to kill the right people? Is a white Stetson some kind of secret Kryptonite? Set your cause to Toby Kieth songs and you can get away with anything.This fucker is demanding ..DEMANDING TO BE SUBSIDIZED by the federal government.He and his secessionist cadre are backing their demands with the open threat of armed violence.

  Imagine this scenario in urban Grand Rapids .A mom, let's  a person of color,homeless ,demands to receive shelter in the firehouse near the expressway underpass where she currently resides with her four children She moves into  a bunk not  being used by the firemen..A group of armed,  inner city homeless advocates appear to prevent her removal.BOOM! In fifteen minutes it would all be over : dead mom, dead kids ,dead activists, dead firemen, arrests, hand-wringing : why .why.......oh the humanity.....Horseshit...Cowshit!
 
  In the late sixties when Black Panthers and other leftist groups began to arm themselves we saw game changing ,restrictive, gun legislation.Now we celebrate racist, baccy stained ,one toothed ,desert ape assholes that point guns at  federal agents.America: land of the well-armed shit shoveler.

 Finally, welfare for rich, white, land owner rednecks, but,  maybe I'm just whistlin' Dixie.

The desert is dry and quiet right now ,but  the tune I keep hearing is " It's A Hard Rain's Gonna Fall".

   This outlaw is a whining neo- confederate  plantation owner,  who, by his own admission believes " the Negro never learned just to pick cotton. If he had,  he would still have families and things.They're not better off with their welfare". He is a criminal .He should be hunted down and brought to heel.